The Hare Who Got Married!

A young hare looked very happy so a fox who was passing by asked
him ,why? "I'm married" said the hare. Congratulations! You
are very lucky. The fox immediately replied. Not really 
good luck : she  is old and as ugly as a witch! "Oh, what bad luck,
" said the fox. Not really bad said the hare : for she gave me a 
beautiful house as a gift! How lucky you are, said the the fox. "Not
really lucky either the hare went on, "the house has burnt down!"
What bad luck, said the fox. "Not really cause my old and ugly wife
was inside at the time!"